Elizabeth's $0.02

They say that if you put 1,000 monkeys at 1,000 typewriters, they would eventually write the great American novel. So, how about one baby at one computer keyboard? Let's find out:

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Not quite Shakespeare--but e.e. cummings had better watch out!